I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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