I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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