I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
She left scratches down my back from her wedding ring. Her husband seems like a nice guy though, judging by the scratches it had to be at least a carat.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
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