Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i dont even know how to be here
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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