There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
