I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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