I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
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we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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