drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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