Christians are straight up FREAKS
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
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