You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
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Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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