at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Is Oprah even human
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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