My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
They have 12 kegs and 40 bottles of liquor and a pool with a diving board. And hardly anyone at this wedding knows me. Should be a great night
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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