Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
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just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
Just walked in and got handed a drink. Good service
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I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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