That's when you crack a 10am beer
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
The struggles of a small town man whore
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
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