I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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