She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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