At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
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Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
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