you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
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