16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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