Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
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i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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