Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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