absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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