We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
whatever, tonight I’ll be getting my ass eaten by an aussie so we good
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