I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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