Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
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Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I stole a fireplace last night.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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