I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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