How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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