Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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