I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
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No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
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I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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