There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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