i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
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i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
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this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
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