he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
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in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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