home. puking in laundry basket.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
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We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
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