I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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