Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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