Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
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The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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