Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
That awkward moment when you're drunk enough to crave cocaine, but you're sober enough to know it's only Tuesday.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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