sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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