is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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