batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
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"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
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It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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