I showed him my bush... on skype.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
a search helicopter?!
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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