actually, I'm a sock model
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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