: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
