Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
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Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
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I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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