You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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