Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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