these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We are two peas in an std pod
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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