Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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