i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
Randomize
