Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
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I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
If I make it through this whole bridesmaid process without anyone knowing that I actually hate everyone but the bride, including the groom, I deserve a complimentary bottle of vodka.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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