I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
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