That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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