I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
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The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
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I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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