Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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