how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
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I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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