im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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