We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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