You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
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