i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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