after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
